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Meanwhiles: Prank Call

I apologize for the lack of updates. I intended to return to Cosmic Dash proper but was sick for about a week. Thankfully, Kevin can bail me out again. This week’s comic is illustrated by Kevin McKracken. Kevin is also one of the PixelPunx, a group that streams video games.

As for where this is in the timeline, I suppose it is between issues 4.1 and 4.2.

Meanwhiles: Prank Call Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Cosmic Dash Meanwhiles comic “Prank Call.”

Panel One

Vid sits in a dark room at his computer terminal. He has a smile on his face.

Caption: Vid’s Bunk, Thruster Spear II

Vid: Ah! At last! I found you, you son of a bitch.

Panel Two

Vid laughs maniacally.

Vid: HA HA HA HA

Panel Three

Dash is sitting in his lab, tool in hand. He receives a call.

Caption: Dash’s Lab, Lucky Strike II

Dash: Huh?

SFX: Beep Beep Beep

Panel Four

Dash is taken by surprise by the vid hologram shouting at him.

Vid: I FOUND YOUR ID YOU PIECE OF ____., YOU DUMB _____ EATING ________. YOU AND YOUR _____ LOOKING FACE! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS NEXT TIME WE FIGHT YOU _______ ________.

Panel Five

Dash ponders a response.

Dash: Huh.

Panel Six

Vid waits at his mobile, and it begins to beep.

Caption: Later

Vid: Oh ho!

SFX: Beep Beep Beep

Panel Seven

Vid receives a transmission from Dash.

Dash: Who is this?

Vid: ____!

One Comment

  1. Fred
    Fred April 28, 2023

    A strangely familiar voice fires off a string of incredibly foul (and very unprovoked) profanities directed at [Dash].

    [Dash] pauses momentarily, stunned by the response. Just as he attempts to explain his situation, a strange crunching sound — like something being eaten — comes from the other end, followed by static.

    :p

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